Updates! Books! New Classes! Speaking in London! (And a few fun rants.)

SORRY TO POST THIS ON A SATURDAY. Like, um, boundaries?!?! I hate when people eventry to talk to me on the weekend. But I’m doing it to you all the same, because I have been on so many delicious book deadlines (the editing process takes approximately two centuries—and I am also a slow-ass writer), that I have been missing my TMFers like fucking crazy. So here I am, showing up at your house like a love-sick ex-boyfriend who’s holding out a red rose and serenading you with an out-of-tune ukulele in the hopes that you’ll go to prom. (Wear something slutty.)

A couple of updates / rants, while I’ve got a proverbial knife to your throat!

Basically what I’m saying is that life is grand and so are you and I love you like crazy and I’m definitely not buying a $700 table lamp.

Source: Themiddlefingerproject.org

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